April 7 — Nothing important happened

Today's important news, summarized by ChatGPT

Every day, I ask ChatGPT to read the top 1,000 trending news and summarize only the important ones. No junk news, ever: if nothing important happens, nothing gets posted.

Today we have only one article with a score over 6…

…but it’s a repeat of yesterday’s news.

So give your attention a rest — nothing really important happened today.

And to make up for the empty issue, ChatGPT made you a joke:

Why did the newspaper go to therapy? It had too many issues!

Thanks for reading us and see you tomorrow,
The News Minimalist

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